I remember when Robert was in a minor car accident where he was hit by an unlicenced driver. Even though his insurance company appointed him his own lawyers he used to ring me all the time for advice on the case. After months of this I thought I'd try to make him feel uncomfortable: "Robert, you know you're lucky to be getting all this advice for free because other clients have to pay for it by the hour!" "Oh really Kojo? How much do they pay?" "£150 plus VAT!" "For the advice you give Kojo?" "Yes!" He thought for a second and then said before hanging up "(laughing) They're being over-charged by £149!" That was Robert - always having the last word...